Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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