It's Friday. Sex?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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