she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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