Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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