Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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