doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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