I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Watching her eat just hurts me
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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