I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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