i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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