do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
