drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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