If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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