How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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