so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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