everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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