Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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