I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
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