What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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