So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Btw I puked in your glovebox
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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