I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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