have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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