Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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