oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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