Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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