Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
