Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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