I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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