The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
