Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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