Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Shame - the story of my life.
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