you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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