I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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