I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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