i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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