LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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