i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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