I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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