No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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