Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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