But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Randomize
