I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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