I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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