If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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