You surviving the open bar?
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Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
