do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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