One girl and one boy is just not enough.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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