Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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