Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Randomize