I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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