yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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