Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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