so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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