what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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