ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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